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Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List
Taoism: Shit happens
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening
Hinduism: This shit has happened before
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday
Creationism: God made all shit
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit
Utopianism: This shit does not stink
Darwinism: This shit was once food
Capitalism: That's MY shit
Communism: It's everybody's shit
Feminism: Men are shit
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us
Commercialism: Let's package this shit
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway
Stoicism: This shit is good for me
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening
Mormonism: God sent us this shit
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit
Agnostic #3: What is this shit
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS
Atheism: What shit
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit
Nihilism: No shit
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